Petscop 22: Transcript
IceMaster, October 2019


Hey there. How's it going?

Yeah, I'm okay. What do you think of that picture?

Yeah, so, I-
I- I went up, and I typed: "Where is the windmill", and that
didn't work. And so, uh, I tried "Where _was_ the windmill", and
that's how I got the text. In the picture.

Yeah. Yeah, I looked them up. The top numbers, I looked them up.

Uh, you're gonna want to look them up yourself.

Yeah, punch 'em in.

Yeah. I'll wait.

It's ah, it's a two.

I know! I know, me too!
That- that was what- the f- first thought, first thought.

There's not a lot of detail. Ah, but, it looks like a stone, right?

Uh, yeah, actually, I wanted to go with you tomorrow.

That's why I-

We c- Yeah. Friday. How about that?

Okay. No, I'm gonna sit on it until then.
I'm- I'm not showing the family until I've seen it myself.

Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I don't know- I'm not recording, I stopped
it.

Uh, so, what do you think of the bottom numbers?

No, they're different. I wanna hear what you think first.

Hm. Ye- yup, yup. Yup. Yup.
Yeah, and we'd have to find out how big...
Like, we'd have to find out how big a tile is, one of the tiles.

Like, if we get- if we could figure out how big one tile in un-
um, like, like feet... Or, uh, yeah, meters.

If we could- What I'm thinking is if we could measure how far away
the staircase is... The s- the staircase is from the windmill,
the staircase closest, you know. The one that's closest to the
windmill.

If we could measure how far away _that_ is, from the windmill,
what I'm wondering, is if we could find something there.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly- we could do that.
Uh, it's- ah- I mean, this is- this is a f-

It's unlikely. This is already pretty- It's exciting.

Th- this is why I'm not telling the family, because it's exciting.
Ah, ah, but it's unlikely, but it's still- it's still worth a try,
and what I think... What I'm thinking we should do:

Go and measure the stone on the ground, compare it to the size of
the windmill in the game... And then we can use that for
conversions.

Which, we can do it based on trials, how far we can walk in a
second, like speed- whatever- whatever is the easy way to do what
I'm thinking. Sure.

And, oh, I think it's more- I think it's more likely we could use
real life to find things in the game, like the reverse.

Um, which, we can- we can do that and then we don't have to, like,
aimlessly walk around to find stuff. _That_ would be interesting.

Right? If we could take... That- that's- Yup. Yup.
I know, isn't this..? Heh, I'll probably just measure the stone now
from the- from the (sally?), right now, roughly.

Uh, no, they don't know much more than we do now. They can-
I don't like talking to them. They intimidate me. Uh, and I'm sure
they wouldn't intimidate you at all.

Yeah, have they called you? They havent called you, right?
I mean, Jill specifically. She hasn't called you?

No, I- I didn't _voluntarily_ mention you. She asked because-
because, you know, I'm talking to you in the first few videos,
right? And so, she asked who I'm talking to in the videos, and so
I told her, but she didn't ask anything else, so I don't think she
actually cares.

Yeah? And I don't th- you don't have to worry about it, right,
'cause- 'cause you aren't- you aren't family, so you wouldn't have
a room, that's the thing.

Uh... I- I didn't mean it _that_ way, just... You probably don't
have a room, that's- that's my- that's only- my only point.

Yeah, no, it's fine. No, you don't want her calling you anyway.
Like, you won't be able- You won't be able to escape, if she-
that's the thing- if she were to start- yeah.

And I, uh, should start taking you up on that offer.

Hey, I need your genius. I need your, um...

Trying to... navigate here. Yeah, I need your- I need your puzzle
genius. No, no, you're- you're a genius. Wait, let me... Let me
get there before I start talking about this.

You sure? Yeah. You weren't in the middle of something, were you?
I can let you go. Good- well, okay. So, I was expecting the cage
puzzle to lead into something else... Ah, but there's really
nothing here.

The last... Yeah. Um, the Tiara character is gone now.

Yeah, completely- like- like, you look over on the other side, and
now there's not- there was- there _was_, like- the Tiara character
was there, and then I left, and then the next time I came back,
they were gone.

What do you mean, "Of course"?

Wait... Give me a second to verify that logic.


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(shuffling noise)
(thud)
What?

Why would I be in a car? I'm playing Petscop.
Why would I be playing Petscop in a car?
(chuckles) The fuck?

That was just my door. Front door. Heh, doesn't make any sense.
No, no, it was- that was my door. I'm just stretching.

(player gets hit by car)

Hey, what the fuck? Uhh... I just got hit by a car.
I walked on the- to the road, where the cars pass by and they never
hit me. I just walked on that road and the car hit me, and I
disappeared.

Ah, ye- Shit. Ah, no, I- fuck, I need to start- forgot to start
recording. They won't like that.

So I- I- I missed that, I did not- I was not able to capture that,
I wonder if I can... get that to happen. Fuck... Ehh.

(Tiara character appears, eyes looking to Paul's right)

Woah.
Hey. You there? Belle, are you there? Belle? Shit.

What are you doing there? Why are you just standing there?

(Tiara's face moves to the right a few times)
What the fuck? You want me to do something?
Come on, what do you want? I know you're trying to say something
to me. What do you want?

What do you want? What? What? What?

What? WHAT? WHAT?
(thud)
WHAT?
(shuffling noise)

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